Satisfyer Top Secret Connect App
Thanks to its wide, flat base, the Top Secret made of soft silicone can be worn discreetly and comfortably on the go. The deep, powerful vibrations of the voluminous shaft can also be controlled intuitively and individually via the app. ...
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Thanks to its wide, flat base, the Top Secret made of soft silicone can be worn discreetly and comfortably on the go. The deep, powerful vibrations of the voluminous shaft can also be controlled intuitively and individually via the app.
|Compatible with the free Satisfyer app – available for iOS and Android|
|Made of high quality, super soft silicone that transmits strong vibrations intensely|
|Thanks to its waterproof (IPX7) surface, this sexual wellness device can be safely used in water and is easy to clean|
|15-year guarantee||Sensual G-spot stimulation|
|Body-friendly silicone||Waterproof (IPX7)|
|Can also be used without an app||Editable preset programs|
|Endless variety of programs with the app||Whisper mode|
|Lithium-ion battery||USB magnetic charging cable included|
|Easy to clean|
Satisfyer Top Secret: Wearable vibrator with app control
Your seductive secret for on the go: the ergonomic Satisfyer Top Secret stimulates your G-spot with its curved, voluminous shaft and intense vibrations. Thanks to its flattened base, this wearable vibrator is ideal for on the go: whether it’s your next shopping trip, an upcoming party or just in between times, the Satisfyer Top Secret always provides you with intense vibrations and discreetly remains as quiet as a whisper.
Using it with the free Satisfyer Connect app for iOS and Android makes it particularly practical. This lets you control the vibrator worldwide via the internet or let your lover control it. What’s more, the app offers you creative lovemaking options, such as linking your account with Spotify or exchanging ideas with other users in the community. In addition, the Ambient Vibes function can be used to convert ambient noises into vibrations - especially exciting when you're wearing the Satisfyer Top Secret in your panties!
What are some of the other great things about the Satisfyer Top Secret?
The Satisfyer Top Secret is particularly supple and made of hygienic, body-friendly silicone. Want to move your play session into the water? No problem, as the Satisfyer is waterproof (IPX7) and more than happy to join you in the shower, bathtub or pool. After a long play session, the vibrator can be cleaned with warm water and mild soap and recharged with the included USB charging cable.
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|Color:||Grün, Pink, Yellow|
|Material:||ABS plastic, Silicone|
|Compatible with the Satisfyer Connect app:||Yes|
Style over substance
There's no doubt that Satisfyer products hit the mark on price, colour-range, design and packaging. However, like other (albeit more expensive) manufacturers in the world of teledildonics , the Satisfyer Top Secret falls well below advertised and reasonable expectation in terms of bluetooth connectivity. 15 seconds before losing connection with the Connect app on a iPhone SE 2022 is poor, frustrating and less that stimulating. Also a connective range of 45 centimetres is so bad to be almost comical.
When raising the subject of poor bluetooth connectivity with Satisfyer - firstname.lastname@example.org, the response was a dismissive single line - '"connect via Internet"...that was suitably smiley and happy with an aim of speedy resolution.
Noting Satisfyer's promoted 15-year guarantee, I raised the subject again on email@example.com. The response on requesting a return and refund was an impersonal and curt:
Thank you for your E-Mail.
Here at App Support, we are unable to make any refunds.
Please contact the store where you purchased the item.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Now I bought the Top Secret from Satisfyer direct...and wasn't asking for App support, so maybe something got lost in translation?
Overall, Satisfyer promises a lot, but fails to deliver at the moment of truth. Outsourcing its customer service support is doing the company a disservice. Although handlers are probably targeted on number of responses per hour, rather than the quality of responses.
At the end of the day I wanted to be believe that Satisfyer considered customer service at the same level as its design and value ethos. I was wrong. Keep this in mind when considering laying down your hand earned cash on a new vibrating play friend...if it goes wrong?
Whether Satisfyer is willing to publish this one-star review in a sea of four and five stars stands to be determined...or will they choose to silence the negative?
We regret that the delivered goods do not meet your expectations and would like to thank you for your friendly feedback. Constructive criticism from our customers is extremely important to us.
A return/refund would only be possible for unused and unopened goods. Right of withdrawal expires as soon as you open the packaging.
If the device was purachsed in another store, we always ask to contact the store/shop where it was purchased and to ask them for a refund. We cannot refund the costs if the toy wasn’t purchased directly through www.satisfyer.com. We can only replace the defective product.
The delivery was quick and I really like the vibrator!
Would def buy again!
I’m actually not a big fan of wearable toys, but the top secret really convinced me!
Nice size and great form.
Perfect for me, so I give it 5 hearts.
The bent tip hits exactly where it should. Feels super hot.
Because this year was so unusual, my friend got me a Top Secret for under the Christmas tree.
I don’t think I’m going to be a good little girl next year, hihihihi
I’m a fan of the bright colors.
The yellow is a nice change from the usual black the plugs usually come in....
I like the Connect app
Has some cool options, especially synchronising the toy with music :)
If you’re not sure whether you should get the Top Secret, I’d say: Do it!
I haven’t had so much fun with a toy in a long time.